Jesus: I dislike rich people.
Homophobe: He didn’t really mean that.
Jesus: Help the poor.
Homophobe: Nice idea in theory, but you know, we can’t risk turning into communists. Those lazy poor people will have to fend for themselves.
Another guy in another part of The Bible: Being gay is wrong and unnatural.
Homophobe:. THIS IS 100% TRUE AND ACCURATE. WE HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS.
Hello I’m going to be with family in Europe at a funeral for a while so if I take a while responding to my many thousands of messages and tags, don’t be worried!
masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies, expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person
technically, your entire life has lead up to the moment you are currently reading this textpost