Hello I’m going to be with family in Europe at a funeral for a while so if I take a while responding to my many thousands of messages and tags, don’t be worried!
masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies, expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person
technically, your entire life has lead up to the moment you are currently reading this textpost
everyone made fun of dreamworks. it hid in the shadows. it learned. it became aware. now it is strong and threatening and making films w ridiculously high quality animation and unique plots while disney is still jacking off to a movie it released almost a year ago.
i would either trip before the countdown finishes and get my dumb ass blown off the planet
or i’d die in the cornucopia because i have the hand-eye coordination of a blind mouse and my initial reaction to being threatened would be to cry and throw something at the attacker
Good. That means I’ll win without having to kill you myself. Less work for me.
WHAT THE HELL
WE ARE GOING TO BE JUST LIKE KATNISS AND PEETA YOU WHORE IF I’M GOING DOWN YOU ARE COMING WITH ME
FUCK I LOOKED IT UP AND WE’RE BOTH FROM DISTRICT 12
NO I REFUSE TO COOPERATE WITH YOU
I’M IN IT TO WIN IT
YOU WENT THROUGH ALL THIS WORK
YOU FOUND A DAMN MAP
YOU DREW ON THE DAMN MAP TO PROVE YOUR FUCKING POINT
BUT I’M STILL PULLING YOU DOWN WITH ME IF I TRIP
IF I FIND SOME POISONOUS BERRIES I WILL SHARE THEM WITH YOU
IF YOU BETRAY ME I WILL SNAP YOUR NECK WITH MY THIGHS NICOLAS
YOUR ONLY SKILL IS PAINTING I THINK U GONNA DIE
I BET YOU CAN’T EVEN CLIMB A TREE CUZ U SHORT
HAVE FUN IN THE AFTERLIFE
actual picture of us at the games
oh boy this is fun already
coincidentally i can’t find a time when you ever won a fight against me soooo….
How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks
'All pop music today is bad. I only listen to classics like the Beatles'
A surefire way to let me know you are boring as hell
' 'All pop music today is bad. I only listen to classics like the Beatles.'
A surefire way to let me know you are boring as hell’
A surefire way to let me know you listen to bad music.
Nicki Minaj’s verse in Monster was better than the entire discography of The Beatles
european dude: *struggles to speak english with a heavy accent*
everyone: omg how adorable!!!
south asian dude: *struggles to speak english with a heavy accent*
everyone: uh wow lol go back to your country